仲夏之雪

中土相关墙三号机在向你微笑呢😄
圈名溯清、Lossë,也可以喊我阿雪😘

出自《魔戒·告别罗瑞恩》
终于腾出点时间摘抄,然后继续溜去长弧复习😂

阿尔达翻译总局中土支部搞事记录第5弹

Princess Sally:

这一轮可以很清楚地看到歪掉的痕迹了


比如说拐卖精灵的人皇


比如说闹脾气的自由小精灵


比如说蠢蠢欲动准备发起进攻的大眼


比如说骂骂咧咧的金牡蛎


比如说请人吃饭的哈团子






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原文



来自译林魔戒1









然后是甩莉的第一发



Gimli bursted into laughter: ’Ah ha! Now we look like some kinds of funny fools. Will this pointy-ear girl string us into a string and pull us to march? Ha! Just like a bunch of beggars run after the button of a dog! However, only if Legolas blinds his pretty eyes, I will say nothing! ’
 
‘Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? ! I AM LITTLE ELFING!I am the kin of the elves here! ’Legolas shouted, full of anger.
 
‘Let us speak: Damn you little elf! What a piggy head you are! Go to see Sauron! ’Aragon giggled, ‘And we, the fellow ship should be treated equally. Come! Haldir! Blind our eyes! ’
 
‘If we fall or hurt our toe, just due to your mistake, you shall be buried with dead! ’Gimli threatened, with towel on his eyes.
 
‘Take it easy, master dwarf. ’ Haldir said, ‘Count me lose if you fall down. What’s more, the path here is smooth and straight. ’







然后就是第二发的 @Mio 



金雳仰天大笑:“哈!现在我们看起来像是一群跳梁小丑。这个尖耳精想把我们捆成一串儿?哈!活像狗子牵着一队盲人。当然,只要莱戈拉斯也绑住他那四十五度角仰望天空忧伤明媚的眼睛,我一句废话都不讲。”




“什么!!!莱戈拉斯是自由的小精灵!我是这里的亲族!你无情你无义你无理取闹!”莱戈拉斯怒吼。




“有一句话我不知当讲不......一定要讲:你这磨人的小妖精!小脑袋瓜里成天想啥呢!当心我把你嫁给索大眼去和亲!”阿拉贡怒道,“兄弟们应当受到同等待遇。上吧,哈尔迪尔!捂住我们的眼睛!”




“如果我们伤到一根脚趾头,你就挖个坑把自己埋了吧,不然看我打爆你的苟头。”被蒙住双眼金雳威胁道。




“安心,小矮人。”哈尔迪尔说,“你摔倒了算我输。有言道,这里的山路平又直~”







然后是第三发的 @泽拉少爷 



Gimli cachinnation: "ha! Now we look like a bunch of a clown. The pointed fairy wants to bind us to a string.Like a dog holding a team for the blind.Of course, as long as he also tied the Legolas forty-five degree angle looking at the sky bright blue eyes, I do not talk nonsense.""What?"!!! Legolas is a free elf! Here is my family! You heartless you nonsense you vexatious!" Legolas roars."There is a word, I do not know when to say no... Must say:" What do you think about in the little head?!Be careful, I'll marry you to Sauron!" Aragon said angrily, "brothers should be treated equally."Come on, Haldir! Cover our eyes!""If we hurt a toe, you dig a hole and buried yourself, or I'll break your head." Blindfolded, Kim threatened."Peace of mind, little man."." Haldir said, "when you fall, I lose. I want this flat and straight to the mountain"







之后就是第四发的 @仲夏之雪 



吉姆利放肆地笑着:“哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!我们现在像一群傻瓜!这个仙女想把我们绑在一条绳子上,像狗牵着盲人一样。不过,如果你们把莱戈拉斯那四五度角仰望天空的蓝色明亮眼睛也蒙上,我就不再叽叽歪歪地反对。”
  “什么!!!莱戈拉斯是自由的小精灵!这里是我家!你你你无情无义无理取闹!!!”莱戈拉斯大吼着。
    “小心,我可能会把你绑架了嫁给索伦!”阿拉贡生气地喊,“我们是共产主义接班人,长在红旗下。革命同志受到的待遇应该一样,哈尔迪尔!把我们眼睛都蒙起来吧!”
    “如果我们伤了一个手指头,要么你挖个坑把自己埋了,要不我把你脑袋砸开。”蒙上眼睛后,吉姆威胁道。
     “冷静,冲动是魔苟斯啊小朋友。”哈尔迪尔说“如果你跌倒了,我就算输。这条路如此平坦直通大山。”



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接下来是第五发的 @Rilelen 



Gimli laughed wantonly:"hiahiahiahiahiahiahia!We're like a bunch of idiots right now! The fairy wanted to tie us to a rope, like a dog holding a blind man. However, if you put the Legolas four or five degree angle looked up at the blue sky and bright eyes covered, I no longer keeps talking against." "What!!! Legolas is a free elf! This is my home! You heartless vexatious!!!" Legolas roared. "Be careful, I might force you marry Sauron!" Aragon angrily shouted, "we are Communist Successors, under the red flag.". Comrade treated should be the same, Haldir,Our eyes are up!" "If we broke a finger, you can dig a hole and buried himself, or I put your head down." "Blindfolded," Gimli threatened. "Calm, the impulse is Morgoth little friends ." Haldir said, "if you fall, I'll lose.". The road is so smooth that it goes straight through the mountains."





接下来是第六发的 @Elenar 



吉姆利放荡不羁地笑了:“hiahiahiahiahiahiahia!我们现在就像一群智障啊!这小精灵想把我们拿个绳子拴了,跟狗牵盲人似的。不过,如果你们把莱戈拉斯眼睛蒙上然后让他45度角仰望天空的话,我就没意见啦。”“什么鬼!!!莱戈拉斯是个自由的小精灵!这里是我家!你们这群没心没肺的磨人的小妖精!”“说话注意点儿!信不信我让你嫁给索隆!”阿拉贡生气地喊道,“我们可是同一面红旗下的共产主义接班人。同志们应该被一视同仁,哈尔迪尔,把我们的眼睛蒙上!”“要是我们伤了一根脚趾,你就把自己埋了,要么我就闭着眼睛砍了你的头!”“冷静点,冲动是魔苟斯,小朋友。”哈尔迪尔说,“你要是摔倒算我输。路非常平,直达山丘。”





然后是第七发的 @工二一 



Gimli laughed out loud, "Lmao! We have lost our minds! This little elf wants to walk us on leashes, like walking dogs. But if you blindfold Leg-O-Lamb and have him look up the sky cos(pi/2), me Gimli won't be Grumpy anymore. "


"WTF??? Legolas is a free elf and this is MY home! You no-heart-no-lung bitch!"


Shut up! You think I can't have Sauron f*ck your ass?" A-la-corn screamed. "We are all Young Pioneers, we should respect each other, Haldeer. Blindfold me!"


"If we sprained a single toe, you should be shameful and bury your head in the sand, or I will chop it off for you."


So Haldir was like, "Calm down. Angry Mushrooms, my little friend. If you trip over, I will buy you dinner tonight. This is flatland here, until we  reach the hill. "







接下来是第八发的 @Nierninwa 



吉姆利大笑起来:“我们疯了吧!让一个精灵用绳子牵着走,跟遛狗一样。但如果你要把莱格拉斯的眼睛蒙上,让他以奇怪的角度面朝天空,我可不再生气啦。”
“快闭嘴吧,莱格拉斯是个自由的小精灵,这里可是我家!你个不识好歹的蠢货!”
“别再吵了!索伦此时就在策划着进攻。”阿拉贡斥责道。“难道我们不该团结一些吗?哈尔迪尔,先蒙上我的眼睛。”
“如果我们有一点小磕小碰,你就应当羞愧到把头埋进沙子里,不然我剁了它。”
哈尔迪尔并没在意:“冷静点,我暴脾气的矮个子朋友。如果你摔倒了,今晚我请你吃饭。我们到达山坡之前,全走的是平路。”





然后是第九发的 @浓墨清泉 



Gimli laughed, “We ARE mad, letting this elf walk us as dogs.  But if you blindfold Legolas as well,  I'll get rid of this anger.” “SHUUUT UP, Legolas is a sweet little elf, and this is MY field! YOU idiot! ” “No more argueing! Sauron is  planning a new attack just right now,”Aragorn scolded, “Aren't we a unity? Haldir, blindfold me first.” “ If we have anything not very well, you shall be guilty and soak your head into the sands, or I'll chop it myself.” Haldir seems never heard any of the words, “Be calm, my dear irritable friend. If you fall over, I'll pay you a meal. All roads plain to the hillside.”





然后是第十发的 @COLO踮脚望着西渡售票处 



金雳大笑,“我们确实是疯了,让这个精灵牵狗一样地领着我们走。不过,如果你也蒙上莱戈拉斯的眼睛,我也许还会消消气。”
“闭!嘴!莱戈拉斯可是一只可爱的小精灵,况且这是本精的地盘!你这个小傻子!”
“别吵了!就在此刻,索伦正在谋划着新一轮攻击呢,”阿拉贡斥责到, “我们究竟还是不是一伙儿的?哈尔迪尔,你先把我蒙上好了。”
“如果我们出了啥不太好的事,你就得担罪名,把你的脑袋埋沙子里,要不我就把自己剁了。”
哈尔迪尔看上去像是从未听闻过这些话中的任何一句一样,“冷静点,我亲爱的气急了的朋友。如果你掉下去了,我会包你伙食的。所有的路都宽敞平缓地通往山腰。”





接下来是第十一发的 @M16 





不知道为什么图片是横着的,抱歉




然后是 @青钰君 



吉姆利狂笑出声:“要是让这精灵像遛狗一样牵着我们的鼻子走,我们会疯掉的!但如果莱戈拉斯也被忽悠了的话,我可能还能冷静那么一点儿。”
“别墨迹了!小叶子他辣么可爱,而且这是我的地盘,你个小傻瓜。”
“好了好了别吵了,说不定你们吵架的这会儿大眼儿正打算着出兵呢!”阿拉贡斥道,“我们还是一伙儿的嘛?哈尔迪尔,你可以先捂住眼睛。”
“要是半道上出了什么意外,全都是你们的锅,要是你们再不正视现实的话,我就要把我自己分成几份啦!”
哈尔迪尔看上去根本没有听那些话:“冷静点我暴脾气的朋友,如果你跌倒了我会给你饭吃的,每条通往山腰的路都平坦又平稳。”




最后一个是 @熊切黑(初三爆肝长弧) 



Gimli laughed wildly. "We're going mad if the elf takes us like taking dogs! But if Legolas knows nothing as well, well, I'd probably calm down a little. "
"Come on! Don't you see Legolas is soooo lovely?! And this place is mine, you fool."
"Alright, alright, guys. The Eye is probably planning for the war while we are arguing. " Aragorn snapped. "Are we friends or enemies?  Haldir, you may cover your eyes first."
“ It's all your fault if there's anything wrong. I'm gonna cut myself into pieces if you don't face the reality!"
It seemed that Haldir didn't listen to these at all. "Calm down my friends. I would offer you food if you fall over. And each path to the mountainside is wide and smooth.




蕾希安之歌翻译选段(接贝露105页)

虽然在墙上发过来了,但我还是没忍住发出来😜😜好吧我真去长弧镇了哦88各位


There once, and long and long ago,        
   
在久远岁月,
                               
before the sun and moon we know   

远于日月升起                                

were lit to sail above the world,        

在空中航行点亮世间,
                                    
when first the shaggy woods unfurled,   
                                     
当第一棵树的枝条蔓延,

and shadowy shapes did stare and roam    
      
而虚影在漫游

beneath the dark and starry dome    
                                         
在穹顶的漫天繁星下

that hung above the dawn of Earth,        
                                   
它们悬挂于世界破晓,

the silences with silver mirth          

于寂静之中的欢乐颤动
                                     
were shaken; the rocks were ringing,  

岩石在回响,
                        
the birds of Melian were singing,       

美丽安的飞鸟在歌唱,

the first to sing in mortal lands,  
          
那是凡世中第一句歌

the nightingales with her own hands  

夜莺用她的双臂
      
she fed, that fay of garments grey;   
        
穿戴起浅灰长裙;{注1}

and dark and long her tresses lay 

她的墨色长发流淌           

beneath her silver girdle's seat   

于那银色腰带之下    

and down unto her silver feet.     

直落在她洁白足畔。          

She had wayward wandered on a time 
           
于一刻她漫游而去

from gardens of the Gods, to climb   

离开众神的花园,登上

the everlasting mountains free
                 
永恒的圣山

that look upon the outmost sea,   
     
望向最远的大海

and never wandered back, but stayed  
         
如此再未归返,

and softly sang from glade to glade.   

停留林间轻柔歌唱。       

Her voice it was that Thingol heard,    
      
庭葛听见她声音,

and sudden singing of a bird,    

还有悦耳鸟鸣,     

in that old time when new-come Elves 
 
那是首生子到来的古老岁月

had all the wide world to themselves. 

世界于他们而言如此广阔。
 
Yet all his kin now marched away,  
           
此时他的亲族正向西而去

as old tales tell, to seek the bay    
        
如传说所述,去寻找

on the last shore of mortal lands, 
           
在大陆尽头的最后港湾,

where mighty ships with magic hands   

彼处或有神灵所建船只 
 
they made, and sailed beyond the seas.   
     
带领他们划过大海。

The Gods them bade to lands of ease
            
众神许与其蒙福之地

and gardens fair, where earth and sky     

还有美丽花园,此处天地    

together flow, and none shall die.  
          
虽时光流逝,但从无死亡。

But Thingol stayed, enchanted, still,
   
但庭葛留下了,为魔力所控,

one moment to hearken to the thrill

倾听那来自林间的            

of that sweet singing in the trees. 
          
柔美歌声。

Enchanted moments such as these
               
那来自梦君花园的魔力

from gardens of the Lord of Sleep,            
 
将他缠绕吸引

where fountains play and shadows creep,

彼处喷泉欢唱暗影颤抖

do come, and count as many years   
           
于此地岁月流逝而不知。

in mortal lands. With many tears          
    
他族人渡海前

his people seek him ere they sail,     

含泪将他寻找,       

while Thingol listens in the dale.   
 
那时庭葛正寻觅歌声于山谷中。         

There after but an hour, him seems,   

他认为,片刻后

he finds her where she lies and dreams, 
      
他便寻着安然沉睡的她,

pale Melian with her dark hair
                
白皙的美丽安与那铺陈于落叶上的

upon a bed of leaves. Beware!   
              
漆黑长发。留意啊!

There slumber and a sleep is twined!      
    
睡意会从一处转至一处!

He touched her tresses and his mind
     
他抚上她长发

was drowned in the forgetful deep,   
         
随后忘了一切,没入梦中

and dark the years rolled o'er his sleep.  

而黑暗中年华静逝。  

Thus Thingol sailed not on the seas

如此庭葛并未渡海而去
            
but dwelt amid the land of trees,   

而是停留于森林中王国,   

and Melian he loved, divine,
              
他所深爱着的美丽安

whose voice was potent as the wine
            
她的嗓音美若维拉在金色厅堂

the Valar drink in golden halls 

所饮之蜜酒              

where flower blooms and fountain falls;

彼处繁花盛开,喷泉流淌;      

but when she sang it was a spell,   
          
但当她启喉而歌,犹如魔咒般

and no flower stirred nor fountain fell.
   
花枝不再轻颤喷泉也静默。

A king and queen thus lived they long,
         
国王和王后长久居住于此,

and Doriath was filled with song,   
          
多瑞亚斯溢满歌声,

and all the Elves that missed their way   
    
那些迷路的精灵

and never found the western bay, 
 
从未见过西方海岸,           

the gleaming walls of their long home

闪微光的洞窟是他们家园     

by the grey seas and the white foam,  
        
在湛灰大海、洁白水沫之侧,

who never trod the golden land 

那些未曾履足蒙福之地               

where the towers of the Valar stand, 
         
彼处维拉高塔屹立,

all these were gathered in their realm  
      
都聚集至此处王国

beneath the beech and oak and elm.  

于树荫庇护下。{注2}

注1: 此处翻译有可能有错误

注2:此处意译

 
        

未授权翻译(我的七夕礼物)

原文真的很美,我没能表达出来……

风猛烈地吹着两个散步的精灵,随后席卷了山谷的青草地。他们被绊倒了,摔进一个小植物园。男孩站起来,靠着背后的褐色小红杉。然后伸出手,递给女孩一枝洁白花苞。她笑了,笑容甜美而青涩。接过那花,接着轻轻吻了他。男孩脸不禁红了,嗫嚅着说不出话。当女孩倾过来拥抱住男孩时,罗瑞林的光辉把他们的长发(都是闪耀的金色)映成亮丽的赭红。他欣喜地回抱了她。
一会儿后她牵着他手来到河边,此处波光清亮。他们坐在岸边,把疲惫的双足放入湍流中,交换着微笑与对这美好世界的爱意。蝴蝶在他们身周振翼,鸟儿用甜美音调歌唱,于他们头顶优雅盘旋。女孩把头轻轻倚在男孩臂弯里。她在他耳边轻语,用心安的语调说道。
“我爱你,芬罗德{注1}。”
他笑了,“我爱你,阿玛瑞依。”

安格班餐馆开业啦

由阿尔达翻译局中土支部推出
@Princess Sally @Nierninwa @Rilelen @Elenar @COLO踮脚望着西渡售票处 @青钰君 
仲夏之雪整理
大家好,这里是安格班餐厅。在一年多的筹备后,我们终于开业啦!
下面我们重磅推出我们的菜单!(真的不贵哦,而且我们这里有重重防护,不用担心有人(精)来算账😄)

餐厅光源   -------埃雅仁迪尔吊灯

主菜类 

小熊饼干   -------成份包括:芬熊饼,小熊饼
                   -------形态:       颜色比较乱,不要害怕

诺多串烤   -------成份包括:小白,芬公主,摊牌
                   -------形态:       黑盘里插在一根牙签上
                   -------辅料:       费费灰辣酱

至美爱恋   -------成份包括:牙口,妖狼肉,
                   -------辅料:
                   -------伴奏:多瑞亚斯之笛(呆龙)
                   -------伴舞:露西恩

牧羊姑娘   -------成份包括:安卡理梅,羊肉
                   -------备注:可以选择炖还是烤

配菜

金花发菜
塞洛斯肉饼
菠萝咕噜肉
凉拌阿佐格
烤干豆腐
霍比特人回锅肉
酒酿迷瑞尔
凉拌叶子
三四五杂烩
埃尔汶烤翅
烤欢欢                    -------辅料:凯三柠檬汁

火锅

红发双子鸳鸯锅 -------火柴:炽焰
                            -------点火:氧气
                            -------灭火:氩气
                  

汤类

涌泉汤   
蹄花汤       -------成份包括:银足,贝伦和大梅的手
银耳莲子羹 -------成份包括:美莲庭葛                   

海鲜

风味二梅水煮泰勒瑞冰镇诺多 -------辅料:水煮Amras


酱类辅料  

梅干菜
小熊肉酱
炽焰辣酱
老五辣酱
费费灰辣椒粉

甜点
埃兰薇冰淇淋
钙奶棒

果汁
双圣树汁
补钙奶茶(附赠银树红茶) -------银盖集团出品
叶子茶

果盘
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阿尔达翻译局中土支部搞事记录第四弹

歌者:

我来接替 @Princess Sally 做汇总啦~ 


首先放 @工二一 挑的原文:


然后是二一大大的译文: 



库路芬私下悄悄地 
对凯勒巩说道:“现在我们有了 
费拉刚的消息,还知道了 
为什么夙巫的妖物四处巡逻。” 
还低声说了其他建议, 
教给了他如何作答。 
“女士,”凯勒巩说道,“你看 
我们本是去打游荡的野兽的, 
虽然我们人多而勇猛, 
却也没有为进攻巫师的要塞 
和岛上的城堡的作足准备。 
请别错怪我们的心意和愿望。 
看!现在我们已经放弃打猎, 
要走最快的路回到家去, 
到那里商讨对策,召集援助 
好拯救痛苦中的贝伦。 



翻得很精准啊!第一棒的画风还是非常正常的。 


接着是第二棒 @Nierninwa : 



Curufin said to Celegorm in secret:“We hear from Felagund now and we know the reason of Suû's evil creatures patrolling around. ”He whispered other intentions to Celegorm then told him how to answer.
“My lady,”Celegorm said,“see,we come to hunt for wandering beasts. Although our people are bold and in great number,we haven't fully prepared for attacking the wizard's stronghold and the tower on the island. Please don't misunderstand our kindness and will. Now,our hunting already comes to a halt and we must take the fastest way back home. We discuss our plans and convene reinforcements there to save Beren in pain.



到此为止基本上还是严肃的画风呢!


第三棒@Mio : 



库五私戳凯三:“坑王费拉贡德回信啦!我们已经明白了恶灵盘桓的原因。”他还别有用心地悄悄话凯三搞事秘笈之如何回复对面的美少女。 
“我最最亲爱的小姐!”和库五如此这般思考一番后,凯三说,“看,我们正要去打怪。尽管咱人多力量大,但是还没准备好正面刚法师,岛上之塔的副本地图还是下回开吧。别误会我们,我们都是善良的小精灵!现在,我们暂时要下线,先要抄近路回家。我们会讨论攻略方案再杀回来完成拯救痛苦中的贝伦的支线任务的。” 



⊙▽⊙哇这个神奇的游戏画风………已经开始搞事情了……… 
从这开始三五从最初的“提建议”变成了“别有用心”………


第四棒 @COLO踮脚望着西渡售票处 : 



Curufin sent Celegorm a private message: “Felagund the cave king has already replied!We have known why the evil was lingering." He also whispered to Celegorm with an ulterior motive and gave him some hints of how to reply to the beautiful young lady in the opposite of them. 
"My dearest lady! " After he concerned about it with Curufin, Celegorm said, “Look, we are going to beat up the boss. Although there is strength in numbers, we haven't prepared a directly offensive  against a mage. How about we deal with this Instance Zone——the Tower on the Island next time?Don't mistake us,  for we both are kind elfings! Now we have to go offline, cut off a corner and go home. We will have a discussion about the plans and walkthroughs. Then we will come back and complete the side mission——Save Beren in grief." 



心疼COLO大大一秒钟_(:з」∠)_


第五棒 @彧谦 :



开了工于是给库茹芬发了个私信:“地洞大王非拉功德回复我啦!我们知道那些小妖精为啥一直黏着不走了!”同时他又怀着某些不可告人的动机给库茹芬打暗号,告诉他应该怎么回复与他们作对的漂亮小姐姐。
“我最最亲爱的小姑娘!”与库茹芬协商一番后,开了工说道,“看看,我们现在就要去打大怪兽,尽管他们人多力量大,而我们还没准备好攻打那个魔法师。那么我们下次去岛上的塔里进行一些秘密谈话怎么样呀?别误解我们啦,我们都是好精!现在我们要下线了,然后赶紧跑路回家。我们要讨论一下作战计划,顺便再排练一下,然后我们将会回来和你一起完成最后的任务——救出可怜的贝伦。”



第六棒  @Rilelen : 



'My dearest little girl!'After consulting with Curufin,Celegorm said:'Look,we are going to fight against the great monster,even though they are So powerful and we are not ready to attack the sorcerer.Well,let's go to the island tower next time and have some private talks or activities,shall we?Don't misunderstand us,we're all good minds!Now we're off the line,and then going home on foot.We shall discuss about the plan and rehearse incidentally,then come back with you to complete the final misson——rescue poor Beren. 



咦?为什么少了一段……


第七棒 @仲夏之雪 : 



“我最最最最亲爱的小女孩!”在与库茹芬讨论后,凯勒巩说:“看啊,我们要去打那个大怪兽,但是它那么那么厉害而我们没做好准备诶,我有点害怕诶! 哎,来来来,我们下次再去那个岛进行一些……私人谈话和活动,好不好啊? 哎呀,别误会人家嘛,我们是好心的哦 !那么现在嘛,我们慢慢晃悠回家。乖,我们应该商量下计划,顺便再做一些彩排和演练,然后再陪你去完成那个倒霉任务---营救可怜虫贝伦。” 



又一次画风突变………_(:з」∠)_这个萌萌哒凯三真跳戏……… 


第八棒是蠢lo主……… 



"My dear, dear, dearest girl! "said Celegorm after discussing with Curufin, "Look, we're going to fight that great beast, yet it's so mighty and we aren't well prepared, it makes me a bit nervous, you know! Oh, come, come, we'll go to the island next time for some ... private matters and talks, alright? Alas, don't mistake us, we are good-intentioned, are we not? And for now, we'll take our time going back home. Well, we shall devise a plan, do some rehearsing by the way, and then we'll accompany you on that ill mission - rescuing Beren the wretch." 



试图扭转画风然而并不成功………英语渣勿喷……… 


第九棒 @Gilhith : 



“我至亲至爱的少女啊!”俊美的凯勒巩在与他那机智的好弟弟库茹芬长谈后感叹道:“看啊,我们将要与凶猛的野兽搏斗,但你可看见它那健壮可怖的身型,你可知我们两手空空,毫无准备?这让一丝紧张在我心头诞生。哦,美人,好姑娘,跟我们走吧,下次再去这个小岛,去……去进行私人的问题和谈话,好吗?唉,我们难道不是满怀善意,一心助你的吗?请不要误解我们的好意,扭曲我们的真心。哦,是时候该回家了,我们还需拟定计划,顺便做些练习,在这之后,我们将伴你身侧,共涉艰险,去解救那位坠入使命与绝望之渊的贝伦。” 



w(°o°)w神奇的事情发生了……… 我们的画风竟然转回来了!


第十棒 @Princess Sally : 



‘Hey! Girl, the beloved one of mine! ’ Celegorm the beauty sighed with feeling, as soon as he finished the argument with his smart brother (the gayest one), ‘Behold! For saving your little star, we need to wrestle with those fierce creatures! Super fierce! When you see those strong scary shapes, have you ever worried about these two poor little elfing who have no weapon? Ah~ here arises in my heart, a little feeling of nervous. I’m nervous, beauty! Come with us, my good girl! Whaaaaaat? You’re talking about that rubbish island?! Step off! Let’s do some joyful things which are too pleasant to be described—same as your beauty! Alas! You should know that Celegorm and brother mine are good elves! WE ARE NOT EVIL!!!! Please do no misunderstand these two kind hearts, or we’re gonging to be very sad. Alas! It’s time to home! Come! Sweet girl! Don’t be hasty. We need some time to work out a plan and do some exercise. Then I’m sure we can rescue your cry baby!’



仿佛看到了一只逗比的托老⊙▽⊙


最后一棒 @欣生 放了大招:



Monologue for Celegorm the fair and disgusted.


 


Celegorm has just had a quarrel with his smart brother, that gay-li-gay-qi one. And nowhe is speaking to a mother, who just lost her two babies and tried to findthem.


 


(with exaggerated facialexpression): Oh~honey~~my little sweetheart~~~(walk closer)open up your eyes and see! In order to save your baby little stars we had to fight those violent creatures, causing too much blood! (turn to her)Had those strong and horrible shadows terrified you to worry about your two unarmed little elves? (palm on chest, with agony)Ohhhhh…they have terrified me already! 


 


(turn to her, firmly)But, a knight will never abandon an endangered lady, you have myword to get help. So would you like to come with me my good girl? 


 


Celegorm walk closer toher, slowly, with a seducible eyesight. He thinks himself charming enough. He is too confident about his appearance that he doesn’t even realize how obscene his face looks like. 


 


(shocked)What?! (shout)Ohhhh stop talking that fucking shit damn island! (quietly)Sorry I shouldn’t speak so coarsely (loudly)but just get up and let’s do something interesting! 


 


Celegorm takes her hand,regardless of her struggle


 


(happily)Really interesting~I promise~~well not dangerous, just a kind of NC-17game! Ahhhhh, you know that, (hawk, speakfirmly) I, Celegorm, house of Finwe, first of his name, true heir to the King of Noldor, is indeed a decent elf, (reluctant)well, umm…so is my brother. 


 


Celegorm drags that gay-li-gay-qi brother in his arm, who now wants to pretend not knowing this golden elf at all…


 


(doggy eyes)Pleeeeeease don't misunderstand our warm and fragile heart, or they will truly break down~~~~~Ahhhhh, it’s time to go back home! Come on baby~don’t be hasty~~just need some training before we are ease to let you save your two sweet babies ~~~~~”



欣生大大请收下我的膝盖……




总结:三五从正常严肃地提建议逐步变成了居心不良诱/拐妹子(相信我,我们真的不是黑粉……)


对露仙的称呼越来越亲切……


其实我觉得最神奇的是,本来三五是说要赶紧回家的,翻着翻着怎么就”哎呀不要急咱们慢慢走“……




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作者的话:只是昨天我在下雪的时候快速写的;我实在想写一个有关加拉德瑞尔惊喜于下雪的故事。
我纠结于我应使用哪种称呼,最终我决定尊重理智使用他们的辛达名。
所有这些角色皆属于托尔金,我也不会通过这个故事赚取钱财,所以无理由起诉于我。

   “Finrod ! Finrod,快醒醒,下雪了!”

    Finrod 呻吟着。三个弟弟已给他留下对这句话根深蒂固的恐惧了。Galadriel,他的小妹,还没有脱离对雪的新奇。

   “Finrod,你为什么还不起床?”她大声喊着。然后他感到床垫在移动,她似乎爬了上来。这个猜测很快被证实了,因为她开始在上面来回蹦跳。“快来啊,Finrod,别这么无聊!”

   “对啊,快来,Finrod,”门外一个男子的声音传来。他禁不住开始呻吟。Galadriel 是一回事。Angrod 和 Aegnor 又是另一回事。说话的是Angrod,但他确信 Aegnor 也在这里-他们就像他的堂兄 Maedhros 和 Fingon,或Celegorm 和 Curufin 一样形影不离。

   “我认为这事只会发生在她身上,”他说,把被Galadriel 往下拽的毯子拉回来盖住头。“但是你,Aegnor,已经足够大去知道什么才正确了,而你,Angrod,甚至更年长。”
  
   “而你,Finrod,正失望于比你年幼的兄弟姐妹们如此糟糕。”  

    这是他父亲的声音。他再次呻吟起来,承认失败,并任由 Galadriel 将被子拉下来。他的弟弟和父母都站在门口,都穿戴好准备在雪天出门了。他不敢相信他的弟弟(其实,这其中还包含一个妹妹)竟然将他的父母也拉了进来。

   “父亲…”他说,听起来像一个没有得到关注,闹脾气的孩子。他们都知道这会如何结束:Angrod 和 Aegnor 或许还有 Galadriel 会组队攻打他,最后他被埋在一堆大约比他还重的雪球中 ,而他甚至不能抱怨因为他是长兄。

   “Finrod …” Finarfin 坚决地说。

    Finrod 叹息着。他知道当父亲使用这种音调说话,那就没有转圈余地了。他不想和已做好准备的弟弟或任何堂兄弟打雪仗,也不想一整天闷在房间里。

    “好吧,”他说,“好吧。但打雪仗时我要Galadriel 在我的组。”至少这样能引开一个以上狂热的投雪球者。
    
    Angrod 和 Aegnor 互相对望着,而Galadriel 欢呼尖叫着给了Finrod 一个拥抱。他不禁微笑,回抱了她。

     “很好,”Angrod 说,而 Aegnor将 Finrod 的雪地靴扔了过来。
   
     “我们外面见!”他说,大笑着,伸出一只手去招呼 Galadriel 跟上。她从Finrod 旁弹跳起来,追上队伍。

     “快点换衣服,Finrod, 不然我们会让他们几个再来烦你,” Earwen 在 Finarfin赶着 他的弟弟们离开时,带着一丝微笑说道 。
     
     “是的,母亲,”他微笑着说,跳下床来,并在脚接触到冰冷地面时畏缩了一下。

      Earwen再次笑起来并关上了门 。他可以听见她正急匆匆跟上队伍的脚步声,他又叹息起来,爬起来去够他的衣服。
  
     等到穿戴好并将长发梳好束起,他穿过走廊去拿钩子上的斗篷,戴上手套并在走出门之前特意四处张望了一下。
 
     尽管如此,在他踏入雪地时几乎还是被雪吞没了。

    当他把雪从胳膊和头发上抖下去,背上的雪滑落时发出窸窸窣窣的声响,他可以听见 Angrod 和 Aegnor 的大笑声。他叹息着从脚边形成的雪堆里走了出来。有很多次他不禁真切地同情Maedhros --- 六个弟弟?

     另一个雪球从后面砸中了他,他立即转身,一只手抓了一大把雪,瞄准目标掷了出去。他击中了屋顶上的 Angrod,正好砸在胸口。

     Angrod 戏剧性地捂着胸口,像是极其疼痛的样子,并优雅地落到了雪地上。Finrod 忍不住嘲笑起他,但这笑声被另一个砸中他的雪球打断了,跟随着一声尖叫和一阵爆发出来的刺耳大笑。

      “Gala- ”他转身去看Galadriel 向 Aegnor 双手砸雪球,冰花附在她发上和歪斜的斗篷上。他大笑并也准备好一个雪球,而 Aegnor 正试图从Galadriel 扔出的雪球中保护自己的脸。正当Finrod 把雪球扔出去时,Angrod 紧接着从后面袭击了他。

       “你们两个家伙,”他喃喃自语着。“ Galadriel !”

         她四面看看,然后把手里的最后一把雪随意地砸向 Aegnor。

         “快啊! ”他大喊,伸出一只手去招呼她。她微笑着向他跑来,而他正从 Angrod 那里再拿走一个雪球。Aegnor 在准备雪球,但没有扔出去。或许他怕打到 Galadriel ;如果她受了伤害或不开心,他们的父母会去责怪哥哥们的粗心大意。

          Finrod 拉住她的手,然后从两个弟弟的联手攻击圈中跑了出来。

        “好,” 他说,把她推到一个掩蔽物后面。“你来做雪球,我会把它们扔出去。”

         她点了点头,激动于被特意拉到他的组,但又因没让她来扔雪球而不开心。他朝掩蔽物上方望去,看见Angrod 和 Aegnor 也在准备雪球。

         Galadriel 已经准备好一些雪球了,他让她准备扔一个出去,并把手指放在唇上,示意她别说话。她兴奋地咯咯笑,双手各拿一个雪球,站起身来观察外面。

         他们等了一会儿,然后他点了下头他们便一起把雪球扔了出去。Galadriel 为她的目标太过激动,一个球飞路程的太短一个太长,不过 Finrod 的雪球砸中了,正好砸在 Aegnor 的脸上。

         “我再做一些!”Galadriel 喊到,把大把的雪聚起来。

         Finrod 弯腰躲过一对从上方飞来的雪球,接过Galadriel 刚捏好的雪球。他等着第二对雪球扔过来,悄悄绕近他们,跳起来把手里的两个雪球掷了出去,连续砸中了Angrod 和 Aegnor。  他低头去看Galadriel,只见她带着笑举着两个雪球。他感谢着拿过它们一并扔了出去。

         这时,Angrod 和 Aegnor 发觉他们先前的战略是失败的,于是他们分散开来,像不同的方向奔去,侧面攻击 Finrod 和 Galadriel 所在的掩蔽物。

        “快!” Finrod 喊到,把 Galadriel 拉起来。而她手里抱了一大把雪,坚决要求 Finrod 把她背起来以便继续扔雪球。

        她的准头比在地上时更差了,而且她不断地把手中的雪掉进他的颈间。但他大笑着根本没介意。 他应该把这个伎俩教给他的堂兄。这样Amrod 和 Amras 不会总在人脚底下了,他的哥哥们会背着他们。不用说,这样可以减少他不得不追着的Feänor 的儿子们的数目。

        Galadriel 把她手里的最后一个雪球掷向Angrod ,的确击中了,接着 Finrod 把她从臂弯里放下来时她一直在咯咯地傻笑。

        “来,”他说,把她的斗篷理平。“我们进里面吧。”

        她点头,拉住他的手一起穿过漫天的雪球跑回房子。显然 Angrod 和 Aegnor 已经决定,为了击中 Finrod 而无意中打中 Galadriel 是值得的。

        “我们应该一直在一起玩!”Galadriel 在冲过最后几片花圃的时候喘着气说。
       
         Finrod 大笑着,在门阶前停下来把靴子上的雪踢掉。“你知道,我的小妹,也许我们的确应该如此。”

暑假画的,名字就叫“鲛人乡”吧

画的不好且纸有点皱😅


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