我来接替 @Princess Sally 做汇总啦~
首先放 @工二一 挑的原文：
接着是第二棒 @Nierninwa ：
Curufin said to Celegorm in secret:“We hear from Felagund now and we know the reason of Suû's evil creatures patrolling around. ”He whispered other intentions to Celegorm then told him how to answer.
“My lady，”Celegorm said，“see，we come to hunt for wandering beasts. Although our people are bold and in great number，we haven't fully prepared for attacking the wizard's stronghold and the tower on the island. Please don't misunderstand our kindness and will. Now，our hunting already comes to a halt and we must take the fastest way back home. We discuss our plans and convene reinforcements there to save Beren in pain.
第四棒 @COLO踮脚望着西渡售票处 ：
Curufin sent Celegorm a private message: “Felagund the cave king has already replied！We have known why the evil was lingering." He also whispered to Celegorm with an ulterior motive and gave him some hints of how to reply to the beautiful young lady in the opposite of them.
"My dearest lady! " After he concerned about it with Curufin, Celegorm said, “Look, we are going to beat up the boss. Although there is strength in numbers, we haven't prepared a directly offensive against a mage. How about we deal with this Instance Zone——the Tower on the Island next time？Don't mistake us, for we both are kind elfings! Now we have to go offline, cut off a corner and go home. We will have a discussion about the plans and walkthroughs. Then we will come back and complete the side mission——Save Beren in grief."
第五棒 @彧谦 ：
第六棒 @Rilelen ：
'My dearest little girl!'After consulting with Curufin,Celegorm said:'Look,we are going to fight against the great monster,even though they are So powerful and we are not ready to attack the sorcerer.Well,let's go to the island tower next time and have some private talks or activities,shall we?Don't misunderstand us,we're all good minds!Now we're off the line,and then going home on foot.We shall discuss about the plan and rehearse incidentally,then come back with you to complete the final misson——rescue poor Beren.
第七棒 @仲夏之雪 ：
“我最最最最亲爱的小女孩！”在与库茹芬讨论后，凯勒巩说：“看啊，我们要去打那个大怪兽，但是它那么那么厉害而我们没做好准备诶，我有点害怕诶! 哎，来来来，我们下次再去那个岛进行一些……私人谈话和活动，好不好啊? 哎呀，别误会人家嘛，我们是好心的哦 !那么现在嘛，我们慢慢晃悠回家。乖，我们应该商量下计划，顺便再做一些彩排和演练，然后再陪你去完成那个倒霉任务---营救可怜虫贝伦。”
"My dear, dear, dearest girl! "said Celegorm after discussing with Curufin, "Look, we're going to fight that great beast, yet it's so mighty and we aren't well prepared, it makes me a bit nervous, you know! Oh, come, come, we'll go to the island next time for some ... private matters and talks, alright? Alas, don't mistake us, we are good-intentioned, are we not? And for now, we'll take our time going back home. Well, we shall devise a plan, do some rehearsing by the way, and then we'll accompany you on that ill mission - rescuing Beren the wretch."
第九棒 @Gilhith ：
第十棒 @Princess Sally ：
‘Hey! Girl, the beloved one of mine! ’ Celegorm the beauty sighed with feeling, as soon as he finished the argument with his smart brother (the gayest one), ‘Behold! For saving your little star, we need to wrestle with those fierce creatures! Super fierce! When you see those strong scary shapes, have you ever worried about these two poor little elfing who have no weapon? Ah~ here arises in my heart, a little feeling of nervous. I’m nervous, beauty! Come with us, my good girl! Whaaaaaat? You’re talking about that rubbish island?! Step off! Let’s do some joyful things which are too pleasant to be described—same as your beauty! Alas! You should know that Celegorm and brother mine are good elves! WE ARE NOT EVIL!!!! Please do no misunderstand these two kind hearts, or we’re gonging to be very sad. Alas! It’s time to home! Come! Sweet girl! Don’t be hasty. We need some time to work out a plan and do some exercise. Then I’m sure we can rescue your cry baby!’
最后一棒 @欣生 放了大招：
Monologue for Celegorm the fair and disgusted.
Celegorm has just had a quarrel with his smart brother, that gay-li-gay-qi one. And nowhe is speaking to a mother, who just lost her two babies and tried to findthem.
(with exaggerated facialexpression): Oh~honey~~my little sweetheart~~~(walk closer)open up your eyes and see! In order to save your baby little stars we had to fight those violent creatures, causing too much blood! (turn to her)Had those strong and horrible shadows terrified you to worry about your two unarmed little elves? (palm on chest, with agony)Ohhhhh…they have terrified me already!
(turn to her, firmly)But, a knight will never abandon an endangered lady, you have myword to get help. So would you like to come with me my good girl?
Celegorm walk closer toher, slowly, with a seducible eyesight. He thinks himself charming enough. He is too confident about his appearance that he doesn’t even realize how obscene his face looks like.
(shocked)What?! (shout)Ohhhh stop talking that fucking shit damn island! (quietly)Sorry I shouldn’t speak so coarsely (loudly)but just get up and let’s do something interesting!
Celegorm takes her hand,regardless of her struggle
(happily)Really interesting~I promise~~well not dangerous, just a kind of NC-17game! Ahhhhh, you know that, (hawk, speakfirmly) I, Celegorm, house of Finwe, first of his name, true heir to the King of Noldor, is indeed a decent elf, (reluctant)well, umm…so is my brother.
Celegorm drags that gay-li-gay-qi brother in his arm, who now wants to pretend not knowing this golden elf at all…
(doggy eyes)Pleeeeeease don't misunderstand our warm and fragile heart, or they will truly break down~~~~~Ahhhhh, it’s time to go back home! Come on baby~don’t be hasty~~just need some training before we are ease to let you save your two sweet babies ~~~~~”